Have you ever wanted to end a relationship because someone loved you too much? It's a tricky question. Especially if that person really, really loved you. And especially if that person was a pest. In spring of 2026, a group of UCLA undergraduates set out to understand the relationship between people and pests. Mosquitoes, pigeons, squirrels, fruit flies, bull weevils, carps, sea urchins, zebra mussels, sparrows, even dogs. What these students realized is that pest is in the eye of the beholder. It's all about context. Because, well, relationships are complicated. Pests are just animals who love us a lot. Or at least, they love us for what we've given them. Fields and farms, cities and skyscrapers, stagnant waters and warming ones. Cotton and fruit. We invited pests in, but then they loved us too much. And now we want out. But how do you break up with an entire species? You can't just ghost a pest. You gotta go all in. Killing, poisoning, exclusion, relocation, constant vigilance. And that's when you discover that your relationship with pests is changing. Changing you as much as it is the pests. The more we try to end the relationship, the more involved we become. Every story in this series is about that kind of love. Stories of how people seduced pests and then abandoned them. And how we're learning to deal with the aftermath. Or not.